Your Royal Husbandness

Taylor Swift: that's a little fast and I'm saying that

Taylor Swift: to the fans, you are the longest and best relationship I have ever head

Taylor Swift: yeah, I'll have to break up with the year, and then write a song about it

Taylor Swift: I imagine it would be hard to make a relationship last, I wouldn't know

Taylor Swift: whenever a man shows emotion, I appear

Taylor Swift: I was excited when they asked me to come out and present this award because nobody knows more about dramatic males than I do

“We all love someone way too fucking much.”
— (via eiffeled)

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billhitchert:

man this has been the worst life of my life

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jhutchmyanchor:

Sex god to adorable puppy in 5 seconds flat.

jhutchmyanchor:

Sex god to adorable puppy in 5 seconds flat.

(via give-me-jhutch)

rainsofcastamerre:

fangirl challenge - [1/10] current male crushes - Ashton Fletcher Irwin

@Ashton5SOS People aren’t kind, you aren’t perfect, they aren’t perfect, no one is, hearts break, you fall in love, you are alive to feel, you are alive.

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Like first of got a stupid crush and like all my real life crushes are horrible bc all I do is like daydream about these people and like IM NOT EVEN SURE I LIKE THE STUPID KID but I can’t stop thinking about him so like???? And then my friend who doesn’t even like 1D got better tickets than me and idk why but that upsets me that she didnt even bother asking me if I wanted to go like?????? Idk now I’m just upset and stupid and ignore me

highlights of the 1989 era so far.

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Everything sucks

eyes on instagram x

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Reason I hate real life crushes: I never ever get the guy and never ever will

godstiels-fallen-dragon:

familyfriendlyporno:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU

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